If I masturbate, am I a loser?

Definitely not! You have probably heard someone called a 'wanker' as an insult, or heard someone say that he doesn't have to masturbate because he has plenty of 'real' sex. This is a load of rubbish! In cases like this, the person doing the talking masturbates, feels guilty about it, and then insults others so that the guilt is transferred to them. This is a vicious circle which results in everyone feeling guilty about this wonderful thing which our bodies are capable of. The way out of this vicious circle is to remember that virtually everyone masturbates, including the grown men who boast of having all the real sex they want! When you can say you masturbate and you are proud of the fact (even if you only tell yourself) then you will come to realize that the only losers are those who lie about it!